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This long, skinny, green spear confuses even the most prominent etiquette experts. Some say it’s okay to eat with your fingers, while others say you should slice it in half and eat it with a fork. Some people choose to take the middle ground and say that it’s fine to eat it with your fingers as long as it’s firm. However, if you find your asparagus soggy or limp, eat it with your fork